Not one to complain buttt

I lie … The title is a lie … I complain all the time … Im complaining now and if its any consolation im doing it with style in a fucking train … *whoop*

Well yeah … I havent posted on here since my rant about the imbeciles in the world but yeah … I have a massive problem … And i don’t mean a pesky friend or like a disease and shit … Ohhh no no no it to me is much worse
Im gonna take you step by step through what has to be the shittiest and stressful weeks for me
It all started i believe 2 weeks ago today … We were heading up to essex for a barbecue to celebrate my sorta cousins 15th birthday … I know it isn’t a mile stone but ahhh well you only have one birthday a year and it was pretty sweet seeing them … But yes back off that sweet tangent … I had to take my nose piercing out the saturday because i must have slept on it wrong but it had become swollen… So i took it out, cleaned it and shit then moved on …
I awoke sunday morning with a numb tongue … I didn’t take much notice of that well because i get numbness from time to time and meh wasn’t anything too troubling … So day went ahead an shit we came home after my wonderful amounts of booze … 4 pints of Pimms with rum, beer and cider … Pretty chilled i must say
Nowww we are on bank holiday monday … The day after the essex trip … I woke up and the left side of my face to me was feeling lazy … Reacting slower, not performing as well as i would want … (I couldn’t  even do my award winning smile for everyone 😦 ) so with this in mind my mum was thinking holy shit this bitch is having a mother fucking stroke ahhhh *phones 111* … I must add those weren’t here exact words but may as well have been with all the panicking and all … So after a lengthy phone conversation with the kind but annoying person on 111 i was booked to go to the hospital … Yaaaay
Now i love hospitals as much as the next strange person … Esp as i dont go to then often … No broken bones and all *touch wood* so i was like yayayayayaya hospital … Get there and pretty decent service … I spoke to the doctor and he said *in a deep macho voice* ‘you have done something to your face’ (these in bold italics are my internal thoughts) … Nahh you dont say captain obvious ‘i think it may be a nerve palsy’ okiee doke ‘i think you should take a course of steroids’ O.O ohhhh does this mean ill be a hench mofo no one will mess with in the hood … I kid i kid but arent steroids shitty …
So they put me on a course of 30mg steroids which i had to dissolve and down the solution … May i just say they tasted shit shit shit … And also what was shit is that i went to the docs the next day for my blood test results to be told that im vitamin D and iron deficient … Thats why im always tired … *facepalm*

sooo i was on the 30mg of steroids for about 5 days, when my face started to hurt when applied pressure so we phoned 111 again yes again … plus this was the day before my final biology exam … the shittest moment to have concentrational lapses … and also the side effects of the steroids were absolutely shit i mean hallucinating, depression, mood swings, ect are not my forte 😦 so went back to the hospital and they gave me all of thisss *points down to picture* turns out its a Bell’s Palsy ?! i think its that  … whereby i have paralysed the 7th nerve in my face which controls the ability to gremice, smile properly, blink properly and flaring my left nostril 😦 … which is my favourite past time btw … i mean the hours of fun going flared … unflared … flared … unflared … ahhhh 

These are my medicines B) … top left corner is some tablet to stop me from feeling sick, 3 green boxes at the back are my steroids which they increased to 60mg a day, then vitamin D tablets, below them are iron tablets to the left, anti-viral tablets to see if it can fix it and then eye drops which i struggle with 😦
This is my 7am routine, and then just 4 more big white tablets throughout the day every 4 hours B)

so yeah todayyy is the last day of tablets minus the iron and vitmin D tabs but yeah … im feeling mildly better, i have an ENT appointment tomorrow afternoon so yeah … this post was confusing … not because of anything in particular, its a mix between a headache, the train journey and being cramped plus the meds making me feel mildly tired 😦

i dunno if you can see it but face onwards the left side of the picture my face is more swollen 😦
mmmmm my treat for hospital appointments

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